I’ve been trying to grow collard greens for my bearded dragons. First I planted them inside, where since they don’t make noise, I promptly forgot to water the sprouts. Alas…. they fell over and died.

Outside, I specifically have an old tire that I painted brown with large “googly eyes” on it, designated for planting greens for the lizards. Something seems to think it’s great to dig in it and remove all my seeds.

Alas….

So I’m probably going to need to find some hardware cloth to cover the top of my tire and plant again. But I will keep trying. In the meantime, there are 2 varieties of kale and 2 varieties of swiss chard in the garden. *crosses fingers*

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